Tuesday, February 1, 2011

wet sheep

While I was running through the downpour that began the moment I and fellow blogger, material snob, stepped outside today (go figure) I looked down at my newly cleaned UGG boots and thought one thing only.

Fuck.

Why is it that sheepskin cannot get wet?
Let's think about this for a second: It's made of sheep. Sheep live outside. It rains outside. What dots am I not connecting here?
I realize that it is treated and whatnot but still.
It's. Sheep.

Perhaps this mystery will be solved one day. I would like to add as a side note that when I Googled "sheepskin" the second "suggestion" was "sheep for sale in Alabama." How did you know, Google? How did you know?

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