speedy && public trial

I need have to memorize the Sixth Amendment. I can't say I need to. I cannot picture a single situation in which knowing the Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution is going to save my life.

"I'm going to rob you and murder you UNLESS you recite to me word-for-word the 6th Amendment."

Nope. 

I'm also not going to school to be a constitution connoisseur (yes, the alliteration was done purposefully.) But it's always the things that will help you only in very unique situations* that you have to memorize. Why not have me memorize local cable channels, or the dates of every fight on the Jersey Shore? See these, these are things I need to know.

*I realize if you become President, then this might be helpful.

Hello, Newman.

Once again, I find myself blogging. And why not? I like to write, that is after all, at the core of my major. But what to blog about? Every blog I've attempted written I rambled on and on...and on about my personal life.

But YOU DON'T CARE.

That's ok. I wouldn't either. My life is fairly mundane. So this blog will be different.

I will bitch. I will complain. But most importantly, I will turn everyday events into a sarcastic soliloquy that will make you laugh, albeit sardonically. And if you don't like it, congratulations, all you have to do is click the red X at the top of this box and Voila! I am out of your sight. (If only you could click everyone out of your life this way.)

So read on, creepers acquaintances friends. Enjoy.