Hello, Newman.

Once again, I find myself blogging. And why not? I like to write, that is after all, at the core of my major. But what to blog about? Every blog I've attempted written I rambled on and on...and on about my personal life.

But YOU DON'T CARE.

That's ok. I wouldn't either. My life is fairly mundane. So this blog will be different.

I will bitch. I will complain. But most importantly, I will turn everyday events into a sarcastic soliloquy that will make you laugh, albeit sardonically. And if you don't like it, congratulations, all you have to do is click the red X at the top of this box and Voila! I am out of your sight. (If only you could click everyone out of your life this way.)

So read on, creepers acquaintances friends. Enjoy.